Hey! If you're reading this far, perhaps you want a little mischief?
Yelp has scammed us out of money and are holding our business account hostage for more! Because... Yelp.

Want to help us out? Go on over to Yelp and leave a 1 star review. Say whatever you want. Have fun with it. We genuinely don't care about Yelp, or our score there, and we want Yelp to know it!

As of today, they have deleted 7 silly reviews from our page... and 3 legitimate ones.